people: you have to be more lady like
me: suck my dick
rubywhiterabbit: My little brother got into outer space and stuff so my step-mom bought him a place mat with all the planets on it. When I first saw it, I was upset, because it was newer and so Pluto wasn’t labeled. I was about to say something when I noticed something… Pluto is there. The artist remembered Pluto. Guys… The artist drew Pluto crying.
I lost my glasses. As in the glasses I am totally blind without. But in order to find my glasses I need to be able to see. This is a fucked up situation and I’m going to be blind forever. Heaven help me.
[F]or the first several years the SAT was offered, males scored higher than...– “Gender Bias in College Admissions Tests”, FairTest.org. (via vaginawoolf) We were told our English Lang GCSEs were often about sport or politics because boys often underperformed in that exam. I can’t even fathom the number of things wrong with this kind of thinking. (via benedictatorship) i...
Awkward night, awkward pick-up line
Me: Oh, our birthdays are a week apart!
Him: How old are you?
Him: Wow, that's so weird. I have these two friends who are dating and they're both Virgos and two years apart. They told me that the girl of my dreams is a Virgo and is either two years older than me or two years younger. I'm twenty. So why don't you just dump that boyfriend of yours?
Me: Yeah....you mean girlfriend.
And so went the whole fucking night. Have guys simply forgotten what the terms "happily taken" and "not interested" mean?