May 2012
people: you have to be more lady like
me: suck my dick
rubywhiterabbit:
My little brother got into outer space and stuff so my step-mom bought him a place mat with all the planets on it. When I first saw it, I was upset, because it was newer and so Pluto wasn’t labeled. I was about to say something when I noticed something…
Pluto is there.
The artist remembered Pluto.
Guys…
The artist drew Pluto crying.
Dilemma.
I lost my glasses. As in the glasses I am totally blind without. But in order to find my glasses I need to be able to see.
This is a fucked up situation and I’m going to be blind forever. Heaven help me.
“[F]or the first several years the SAT was offered, males scored higher than...”
– “Gender Bias in College Admissions Tests”, FairTest.org. (via vaginawoolf)
We were told our English Lang GCSEs were often about sport or politics because boys often underperformed in that exam. I can’t even fathom the number of things wrong with this kind of thinking.
(via benedictatorship)
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Awkward night, awkward pick-up line
*mid conversation*
Me: Oh, our birthdays are a week apart!
Him: How old are you?
Me: Eighteen.
Him: Wow, that's so weird. I have these two friends who are dating and they're both Virgos and two years apart. They told me that the girl of my dreams is a Virgo and is either two years older than me or two years younger. I'm twenty. So why don't you just dump that boyfriend of yours?
Me: Yeah....you mean girlfriend.
Him: .........
And so went the whole fucking night. Have guys simply forgotten what the terms "happily taken" and "not interested" mean?
